Hey mommas!
Ladies, if you’re a proud mom of a German Shepherd (or three, like me), you know that life with these magnificent furballs is an adventure filled with love, laughter, and a fair share of chaos. If you’re considering joining the GSD mom club, here’s a playful peek into what you’re in for.
Personal Space? What’s That?
Forget about personal space. Going to the bathroom alone? A distant memory. My three GSDs have made it their mission to accompany me everywhere. I mean, who needs privacy when you’ve got an audience of loyal pups watching your every move? I guess they assume that since I technically “watch” them while they potty, they should return the favor.
Kitchen Shadows
Cooking and doing dishes? Picture this: three large, eager bodies circling your feet in a tiny crowded kitchen, hoping for a fallen crumb or a generous handout. They are your little shadows, always present, always hungry, and always underfoot. Meal prep becomes a dance of avoiding paws and tails. And watch where you step or you’re bound to land in a drool pile.
TV Time Companions
When it’s time to relax and watch TV, expect to have at least one GSD at your feet. They’re the best foot warmers, albeit large and sometimes heavy. And don’t even think about trying to move without alerting them; they’ll be up and ready to follow you wherever you go.
Nose Print Art
Windows and glass doors are their canvases. They create modern nose print art that I like to call “GSD masterpieces.” Cleaning it off is a constant battle, but it’s also a cute reminder of their presence.
The Joy of Sharing
Sharing food? Get used to it. They know the sound of the treat bag and the fridge door. Try sneaking a piece of cheese without them knowing – I dare you. It’s like they have a sixth sense for snacks and always demand a cheese tax.
Redecorating Pros
My GSDs have a knack for redecorating. Furniture gets moved, things get knocked over by their enthusiastic tails, items you know you left somewhere magically go missing. It’s like living with furry interior designers who believe in constant change. My decor tastes are never good enough on their own so thank goodness I have 3 of these little experts to help where I fall short.
Kleptomaniac Tendencies
Stealing socks, raiding the garbage, and snatching toys – it’s all part of the fun. I’ve found socks in the most unusual places and had to rescue countless items from their jaws. And let’s not forget the possessiveness over non-toys like that sandwich shop paper bag that had a hidden pickle. Yes, a pickle. Growling and hoarding all over a pickle.
Fetch Fanatics
Playing fetch is serious business. They would chase a ball or a frisbee until they drop from exhaustion, literally risking heat stroke for the sake of the game. Obsessed is an understatement.
Water Lovers
Water is life. Puddles, the river, sprinklers – they love it all. Bath time is less of a chore and more of a party. Be prepared for wet dog shakes and the ensuing mess. We always bathe outside because they like to involve me in being showered as well.
Shedding Champions
German Shedders? Absolutely. They shed for six months twice a year. Your vacuum cleaner will become your best friend, and lint rollers are a necessity. Embrace the fur, because it’s everywhere.
And Shredding Champions
German Shredders? Also yes! Leave a random piece of mail, newspaper, or magazine laying around and no worries, your pup will gladly
Super Smart
Their intelligence is both a blessing and a curse. They know so many commands and words, sometimes even strange ones like “ice” or “move.” It’s impressive and occasionally eerie how much they understand.
The GSD Experience
I’ve had seven German Shepherds over my lifetime, and while I’m no expert, I can tell you that being a GSD mom is a unique and rewarding experience. They’re loyal, loving, and full of personality. Life with them is never dull, and the joy they bring far outweighs the occasional chaos.
So, if you’re thinking about becoming a GSD mom, prepare for an adventure filled with love, laughter, and a lot of fur. Welcome to the club – it’s a wild, wonderful ride!
-LS