Howdy y’all!
If you’d have told my almost 18-year-old New Yorker self that I’d be living in Texas for the next 21 years, I probably would’ve laughed and asked if you meant New Jersey. But here I am, exactly 21 years to the day later from when I moved to Texas and I’d like to share the things I’ve learned since living in the Lone Star State.
Cowboys Are Real, But Not Ubiquitous
First things first, not everyone in Texas is a cowboy. I mean, sure, you’ll see a fair share of hats and boots, but the entire state isn’t a scene out of an old Western movie. However, you will need a pair of broken-in boots. Trust me, they are essential for fitting in and surprisingly comfortable once you get used to them. I’ve also recently purchased my first straw hat that matches my boots. So although I don’t live in Fort Worth or attend the rodeo regularly, I think I might be an officially Texas cowgirl now.
Tumbleweeds and Roadrunners: Myths Debunked
Tumbleweeds do exist. They are not, however, constantly rolling down Main Street. You’ll spot them occasionally, especially when the wind kicks up in West Texas, but it’s not the wild, wild West all day, every day. And roadrunners? They’re real too, but they are not big, purple, or perpetually chased by coyotes. They’re small, quick little birds that you might miss if you’re not paying attention. In fact, I’d been seeing them for years running across the road and never even knew that’s what they were until I asked someone what they looked like.
The Truck, The Boots, and The Gun
Yes, you must own a truck. It’s like an unwritten rule. Whether you need to haul hay or just navigate the sometimes rough terrain, a truck is your best friend. Plus there are many places in Texas that a small little Honday like mine just can’t get to. Potholes in Texas are the size of, well, Texas. Along with the aforementioned requirement to own a good pair of broken in boots, you’ll also need a gun. And no, this doesn’t mean Texas is a dangerous place. It’s more about the culture of hunting, self-reliance, and being prepared.
(Disclaimer: This is meant to be taken in a humorous manner and I’m by no means suggesting for anyone to purchase or possess a firearm, especially if that’s not something you’re comfortable with or not legally able to obtain. I’m merely saying that it’s not uncommon in the culture of Texas to see them openly and frequently, which is much different than the culture in New York. Here, guns are more commonly acceptable to have by even the small town’s little grandma. As they said in the movie Miss Congeniality, “this is Texas; even my florist has a gun!”.)
The Language of Texas
“Y’all” and “reckon” are proper English here and I’ve even heard them in professional settings. It’s amazing how these words can make conversations more inclusive and friendly. I reckon I’ve picked up quite a bit of this charming Southern dialect over the years. And let’s not forget Spanglish. Yes, that’s a real language here. You’ll find yourself mixing English and Spanish in the same sentence without even realizing it. Phrases like “Estoy so tired” and “Vamos a la store” start to become second nature. It’s a beautiful blend that reflects the rich cultural tapestry of Texas and allows people of different dialects to more easily communicate and come together as one unified state.
Italian Food and Pizza
As a New Yorker, I hold a special place in my heart for Italian food and pizza. I hate to break it to you, but good Italian restaurants are few and far between in Texas. And pizza? Let’s just say, don’t set your expectations too high. I’ve had to become quite the home cook to satisfy my cravings or at least be willing to take a decent drive to a larger city to find a good “pie”. Oh and true story…the first time I asked a girl at a pizza joint here for a large “pie”, she was confused and replied “um, ma’am, we don’t serve pies here”. (SMH!)
Seasons: All or Nothing!
Typical seasons don’t exist in Texas. One day it’s summer, the next it’s winter. And sometimes, we get all four seasons in a single day. Dressing accordingly is an art form I’ve yet to master. Layering is your best friend and always have a pair of sunglasses, an umbrella, shorts, and a jacket in your bag or vehicle.
Check Your Boots
Always, and I mean always, check your boots before putting them on. You never know what could have crawled in there overnight, especially if you live in the country like I do. This is one piece of advice that I thank God I’ve never had to learn the hard way, but for others it only takes one surprise to make you a believer.
Texas is Huge
You can drive for 8 hours in almost any direction and STILL be in Texas. The sheer size of this state is mind-boggling. Weekend road trips can take you through deserts, forests, cities, and beaches, all without crossing the state line. In fact, you can fit New York states in the state of Texas.
Miscellaneous (and Humorous) Observations
Here are a few more quirky observations:
- Tex-Mex is its own food group. If you haven’t had enchiladas, birria, or breakfast tacos, you haven’t lived.
- Texans take college football very seriously. VERY SERIOUSLY. Choose your allegiance wisely.
- The phrase “bless your heart” can be both a compliment and a subtle insult. Context is key.
- Fire ants are tiny, but they are fierce. Respect them and always watch where you step.
- Barbecue is a sacred tradition. Each region in Texas has its own style and all are delicious. Try the brisket, ribs, and pulled pork in every city you visit. You can thank me later.
Living in Texas has been a wild ride full of laughs, lessons, and love. And hey, even some of my exes live in Texas! (haha) But in all seriousness, I’ve come to appreciate and adore the unique culture, the friendly people (generally speaking, of course), and the vast landscapes. While I’ll always be a New York in my core and you’ll still hear the accent come out every now and then, Texas has found a permanent place in my heart.
So, to my fellow ladies, whether you’re a Texan born and raised or a transplant like me, I hope you find joy in the quirks and charms of this incredible state. And remember, when in doubt, just smile, nod, and say “y’all”, and everything will be alright.
Bless your heart, get out and enjoy our great state!
-LS